Let’s discuss the surgically reparied knee of the Dolphins starting quarterback. You’d better hope it holds up, folks, because your backup is none other than the infamous Joey Harrington. Let’s take a gander into the thought process of the man the Dolphins purchased as Culpepper Insurance:
Joey drops back to pass
Okay, check the first receiver…OH SHIT HERE COMES THE RUSH! Good thing I have what the scouts call a “quick release.” That should help off-set the 250 pound man sprinting in my direct…
Harrington sacked for a loss of eight. Back to the huddle.
Guys, I don’t know what happened there. My quick release powers were failing me. But let’s try that play again. Yes, the same play. They’ll never see it coming!
HIKE!
Okay, checking the receivers. Oh, look, an open man! Huzzah! His jersey is a darker shade of green than I’m used to, but it’s all good. Time for the quick release!
Harrington throws an interception to Derek ‘Dire’ Strait
Wait! You’re running the wrong way!
