An Irrational Discourse

If You’re Going to Talk About Knees…

Joseph Pawlikowski — Thu, 10 Aug 2006 16:55:58 +0000

Let’s discuss the surgically reparied knee of the Dolphins starting quarterback. You’d better hope it holds up, folks, because your backup is none other than the infamous Joey Harrington. Let’s take a gander into the thought process of the man the Dolphins purchased as Culpepper Insurance:

Joey drops back to pass
Okay, check the first receiver…OH SHIT HERE COMES THE RUSH! Good thing I have what the scouts call a “quick release.” That should help off-set the 250 pound man sprinting in my direct…
Harrington sacked for a loss of eight. Back to the huddle.
Guys, I don’t know what happened there. My quick release powers were failing me. But let’s try that play again. Yes, the same play. They’ll never see it coming!
HIKE!
Okay, checking the receivers. Oh, look, an open man! Huzzah! His jersey is a darker shade of green than I’m used to, but it’s all good. Time for the quick release!
Harrington throws an interception to Derek ‘Dire’ Strait
Wait! You’re running the wrong way!

Ground Rules…

rimster — Thu, 10 Aug 2006 15:37:54 +0000

If we are making a list of things that suck, I think some things should be off limits. For example, we could put the “cartilage in Curtis Martin’s knee on” the list, but that would be wrong since we shouldn’t put things on the list that don’t exist.

Hello world!

Joseph Pawlikowski — Wed, 09 Aug 2006 18:07:26 +0000

The Mets suck, Knicks suck, and Jets suck…..Krypton Sucks!

The Possibilities are Limitless

Joseph Pawlikowski — Wed, 09 Aug 2006 19:55:11 +0000

You know, we could probably make this blog a long list of things that suck. The Dolphins and the Packers are examples that quickly come to mind. Lawyers, maybe? I think we can universally agree on Isiah Thomas.